This is where we tell you about our shows.

What are our shows? If I told you here, I'd spoil the surprise awaiting you. Unless you already know, in which case I'd be redundant, and being redundant, repeating myself, and saying the same thing over and over again in different ways is not a good way to win friends. In other words, I don't want to say what I've already said, or else you won't like me.

Arrgh. My brain hurts.